Kitchen Terrorist

Someone who just can't get food to come out right

Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.

by KISE1 December 13, 2007

Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.

Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.

by Imparitor October 11, 2010

Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

FB Terrorist

Someone who updates their Facebook page every few minutes without having anything meaningful to say.

Seriously, Kat is such a FB Terrorist - she keeps on updating her Facebook page every few minutes. She should really give it a rest!

by KataPata3 February 7, 2010

Sloppy terrorist

Give your partner a facial after she has just gotten out of the shower and still has a towel wrapped around her head for drying her hair.

After I gave Jill a sloppy terrorist she had to go take another shower.

by Zoboomafoo Chris March 21, 2008

fecal terrorist

A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.

*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.

Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now

by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019

Retarded Terrorist

Retarded Terrorist

When your brain damaged cat attacks everything and anything.

My cat is acting like a retarded terrorist

by Tippygibby September 5, 2019