don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

by summerkitten September 15, 2010

Don't tell me what to do!

A statement, often said by hypocrites.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!

by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

proper bo i tell thee

Avid merrion famous phrase which is saying "really good i tell you"

"that hamburgers Proper Of The hook I Tell Thee"

by christine elliott May 13, 2005

tuh hell up, tell-up

tuh hell up- a shorter version of shut the hell up can be said typed 2 ways, tuh hell up, tell-up,
this word can also be used randomly

tuh hell up- a shorter version of shut the hell up can be said typed 2 ways, tuh hell up, tell-up,person 1: Yo i just got 1 million bucks
person 2: Tuh hell up

by Matt-dog November 12, 2014

Tell your mom I'm horny

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.

(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.

by Limehighlighter December 3, 2020

Why should I tell you?

It means they don't know, or are a stupid troll.

"Ok, if you're a genius, then what's the square root of 6456?"
"Why should I tell you?"

by zack7521 May 1, 2012