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table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table
Wow that is some gnarly table chicken
by kikilindy December 29, 2022
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Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022
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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010
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Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.
Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.
by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014
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Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.
I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.
by Monochrome May 19, 2012
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Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort
After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.
by CommonConnection March 26, 2021
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dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.
kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table
by mcmugger June 30, 2011
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