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The metric system

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use
World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that
by DARKNESS RISING April 17, 2020
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sustainabilibitch

Noun. Used to describe a person schooled in the subject of sustainability, typically in a competitive context.

Noun. Classification for one who has been taken to task regarding issues of sustainability.

Noun. Person made to do menial tasks to serve sustainable ends.
If you don't recycle, I'm gonna make you my sustainabilibitch!

He thought he was "green," but once he saw my rain barrels, he was my sustainabilibitch.

Take out the compost, sustainabilibitch!
by BourgeoisGreen September 30, 2011
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system of a down

SOAD must be the best band in the whole damn planet...if u dont think so, u can kiss my ass
System of a Down Rules!!!
by sam June 6, 2004
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System of a down

A sweet metal Armenian band. I'm Armenian, we are camel jockeys and we are proud of it also.
SOAD is sweet, Chic N Stu.
by Hirad Maunewkian July 10, 2005
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Canadian base system

The Canadian base system is:

- first base: kissing and fondling breasts

- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex

- third base: sex, and

- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.
Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.

David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?
by arigavemetheidea July 29, 2011
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a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.
The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.
by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005
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system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.
-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole
by James Legroove February 6, 2004
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