sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

Long-sword

Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.

It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.

Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword

by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019

Flaming Sword

In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.

Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

sword drop

To jam your meat sword down somebody's throat

Don't get to cheeky hunni or I'll sword drop you

by Roines June 12, 2016

sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.

Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021