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swirls

The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.
That stomach flu gave me the swirls, I'd better mop this diarrhea off my bathroom floor now.
by willmst January 20, 2017
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The swirl

While having sexual relations, your significant other takes a taser to your taint and you shit and cum at the same time.
Man, my girl gave me the swirl last night and I dropped two huge loads.
by Wordsmith Taintalaboobs March 18, 2021
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Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018
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Swirl

It's when you shit and cum at the same time while wearing underwear. Similar to soft serve ice cream swirl which has both chocolate and vanilla softy serve on the cone.
I just swirled myself after eating taco bell and watching the new Belle Delphine sex tape.
by anonymous January 28, 2021
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The Manitoba swirl

The Manitoba swirl is when a candian prostitute swrils her tongue in your belly button.
Yo dude this hooker I got did the Manitoba swirl it was sick.
by Mr Noodles January 8, 2022
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chawndo swirl

when the hit genshin impact streamer chawndo uses kazuha's skill to swirl absolutely no element. something the player base thought could never happen. however, chanh is the possible in the impossible.
bro just chawndo swirled, nahhh he swirling hopes and dreams!
by vinofade February 23, 2025
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Vanilla swirl

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
by Batty fingerer September 6, 2023
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