The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.
by willmst January 20, 2017

While having sexual relations, your significant other takes a taser to your taint and you shit and cum at the same time.
by Wordsmith Taintalaboobs March 18, 2021

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.
"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."
by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

It's when you shit and cum at the same time while wearing underwear. Similar to soft serve ice cream swirl which has both chocolate and vanilla softy serve on the cone.
by anonymous January 28, 2021

by Mr Noodles January 8, 2022

when the hit genshin impact streamer chawndo uses kazuha's skill to swirl absolutely no element. something the player base thought could never happen. however, chanh is the possible in the impossible.
by vinofade February 23, 2025

A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
by Batty fingerer September 6, 2023
