SILF

SILF or SILFing. Self Inflicted Laughing Fit.

A SILF occurs when you do or think about something that amuses you so much you have a laughing fit. You might send a text to a friend that makes you collapse on the floor with laughter.

"I just handed out brochures whilst doing the chicken or beef dance to the theme tune of Air Crash Investigators. hahaha tears! I just SILFed myself!"

by VIK&GABS March 6, 2014

Swiftie

A fan girl or boy who is obsessed with the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT!!!! To the swifties she is our queen

Swiftie: wearing a TS shirt

Dayln: man they’re wearing TS T-shirts they must me swifties

by Willow wild June 12, 2018

John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

Taylor Swift

A very sweet Grammy winning artist. Singer/songwriter born December 13, 1989. She sings about her life and things she may be going through. She cares for each and every one of her fans and is a cat lover.

Taylor Swift has amazing music

by Claraswiftie13 August 16, 2017

Taylor Swift

Taylor Alison Swift was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, PA. She is, despite popular belief, a hugely down to earth (and i say this objectively) and positive person. She is extremely talented, and there is a huge misconception that she only sings about love. She has written hundreds of songs about finding out who you are (A Place in This World), fighting cancer (Soon You’ll Get Better) and many other issues she’s come across in her lifetime that are often overlooked. i have also had people tell me that the only reason she became famous was because she was wealthy and upper class, which she was not. she grew up on a farm, dreaming of someday being able to afford things she wanted. she is an extremely talented human. stop hating.

“i think i love taylor swift”
“but...she’s a huge slut”

“SHUT UP VERONICA you’re 12 and you’ve dated 8 guys, she’s dated 7 and she’s 29.”

by TAYLOR SWIFT STANNIE September 21, 2019

swiftboated

To be unfairly and inaccurately attacked relentlessly in the media

They swiftboated the Gold Star mom on the news by questioning her credibility when she refused to back off with her antiwar protest in the presidents back yard.

by Mike Levy September 3, 2005

swift-boated

To be made a fool of. To look like a horses ass. To take it up the "Poop-Shoot" in a presidential election and still think of yourself as some kinda war hero.

John Kerry got "swift-boated" in the 2004 presidential election.

by JihadGene September 15, 2006