Swedish Egg

The act of cracking an egg, pouring the insides into a womans vagina, sticking your dick in, fuck the shit out of her to mix it up, pour it out into a pan, and cook it like scrambled eggs. Add seasoning as you wish. (Could also work with man-on-man.)

Dude, I'm going home to give my woman a swedish egg.

by Roflcoptering November 13, 2009

swedish nipples

Nipples of large magnitude

Damn! Bertha and I were getting on fine until she pulled out her SWEDISH NIPS and I broke out.

by Tbizzle April 20, 2004

swedican

A swedish person who has come over to america and is an extreme baller.
Also used when the swedish person uses drugs.
Another way of proununciation is S to the Weedican.

Wazzup swedican.

by Nizzleyo. November 1, 2003

swedish bike ride

(noun) Anal sex while standing.

I put her face into the goddamned wall, and depite my American locale I took a little swedish bike ride. Then I fucked her face a bit, shot her in the eye, n' slapped her til she cried a little.

by Dr. Chone, Ph.D. May 13, 2005

swedish minx

A chick that loves to have fun of all sorts of dimensions...

Oh dear, i need to have some time off to recover after spending a weekend with the swedish minx! She is mad!

by Lovely Rita September 18, 2008

swedish trident

Finger banging two girls/guys while fucking a third.

I ran the Swedish trident on some girls last night.

by Josh Nitfut April 22, 2007

Swedish acid queen

In the 60's the number one manufacturer and supplier of LSD-25 in Europe. Rumored to have made the acid that Jimi Hendrix wrote about in "Purple Haze". Conquered by The Dude in his travels during the war.

The Swedish Acid Queen showed the dude the beauty of the land of aquarius.

by Dr.Dankenstein March 9, 2009