SMED

Abbreviation for "Suck Me Dick!" This phrase is often used as an expression of discontent toward another individual or group; often invoked in a state of rage and frustration.

*Playing Poker, nick goes all in and loses only to request more chips from the dealer*

Dealer: I guess you can buy back in
Dan: No Nick fuck that you lost. You don't get to just buy back in every time you lose
Nick: Fuck you Dan! No one said we weren't allowed to buy back in.
Dan: You can't buy back in! you lost. Go to bed Nick.
Nick: Suck me dick dan! Suck me dick!
Dan: Shut up and....
Nick: No fuck you! Suck me dick you bitch.

*Two years later, friends at the poker game hanging out in a cabin*
Friend 1: Hey remember that time we were playing poker and Nick wanted to buy in and Dan wouldn't let him
*Nick walks into room*
Friends 2&3: Yeah SMED am I right
*All friends laugh*

by Mr. Shadow 144 September 17, 2020

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sumdumdrum

a sumdumdrum is a feeling of worthlessness beyond Void and life it's a feeling of when you dont care anymore and wonder what it's like doing a flip onto your head off off your roof

you do know I made this up to help people put emotions into word right but I've been feeling like a sumdumdrum

by Zombiebloodeyes September 24, 2020

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somedefinitionthatdoesnotexist

Word that Will uses to prove that Bens code is broken

Ben: My code works
Will: $ud somedefinitionthatdoesnotexist
Ben: fuk

by NotMyRealNameBecauseYouToldMe December 9, 2020

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smediocre

Something that’s small level but low level of mediocre. Striving for average.

Two free throws, a mid range shot, a layup, and a kiss from your aunt was a smediocre effort for 6 points.

by MikeyVaJason February 23, 2021

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Smedley

1. a term that can be exchanged for any adjective, verb or noun. The function is very similar to thingamyjig, noggin etc. except with the addition of being even more versatile
2. an adjective used to describe something that is below standard

3. an exclamation (when used in it's full name context)

examples:

Etymology: Originally a word unique to Old Landscovian. Derived from the history of Smedley Darlington Butler, whose story unfortunately nobody knows because they were to busy laughing at his hilarious name.

"pass me the smedley!"

"the carrots need to be smedlied first before you chop them"

"not that smedley knife! I need the sharp one"

"Smedley Darlington Butler!"

by spannermoof March 1, 2021

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