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Stratatactics

Strata-tactics (noun):
The ultimate guide for exposing bad consultants who spin jargon-filled fairy tales. Cuts through the buzzword bingo to reveal if your expensive "expert" is truly strategic or just really good at playing PowerPoint charades.
What the heck just happened here.Lee? We had to fire the consultants when we found out we were getting were PowerPoints that made no sense... We used a new stratatactics lens,. And it quickly should all the holes in there yakety yak consulting-peak. We dodged the bullet. It was a strat-attack. Lmao.
by robtyrie May 1, 2024
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STRAAAAAAW

STRAAAAAAW
by Inni84 May 30, 2024
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Stava'd

When everything seems to be going fine, only to realise you've just been stava'd
Just asked the apprentice to cut a timber at 2700mm its come back at 2600mm, I turn to my colleague with an unsatisfied look, in which he replies " you've just been stava'd
by 2drop5in June 20, 2024
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Stava'd

When everything seems to be going fine, only to soon realise you've just been stava'd
Asked the apprentice to cut a timber at 2000mm, comes back at 1900mm, I turn to my colleague with a look of disbelief, in which he replies "you've just been stava'd
by 2drop5in June 20, 2024
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Saravan

The opposite of correctly predicting, prophesying, or telling of future events, specifically related to sports.
"Wow, you really Saravaned in that tennis pool. You ended up in last place again! You're such a loser."
by JulioGomez July 8, 2024
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Starva’d

A none-to-minimum effort activity posting on the human sports performance app Strava by someone starved for attention and desperate for recognition and kudos to validate their otherwise invisible existence.
The old cuck Starva’d driving a motorboat as a physical activity. Gee, what a sad fucking chub.
by timmysass January 28, 2025
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Starvation Rationalization

The micro-level, moralistic cousin to famine rationalization. It personalizes hunger, suggesting an individual's starvation results from a lack of hustle, poor planning, or divine will, rather than from dispossession, engineered scarcity, or the violence of markets. It turns a social condition into a personal failing.
Example: "They're hungry because they don't budget properly or value education." This starvation rationalization ignores the reality of food deserts, unlivable wages, and the time poverty of working three jobs. It rationalizes a society's failure to feed its people by blaming the empty stomachs themselves.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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