Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024

Sophie Rain Spiderman Video

A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.

Friend 1: "watch the new video"

Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?

"Ooh yes very good ;)"

by JETBLACKFR June 30, 2024

Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....

Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning

by Klopsikii June 12, 2025

I'm Spiderman

I'm a trans gay man

Mom, I'm spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023

Spiderman

damn webhead

damn you spiderman

by djfgjkdfhgjkdfhg October 3, 2023

Spiderman 2

Some shitty video game about Mary Jane and her pothead boyfriend who never pays bills and runs around in a tight red outfit in san francisco. Aparently she a developer self insert herself in the game to let you that all male gamers & white men, are sexist, racist, and angry evil people. And traditional women are nothing but carpets. Also theres a black main character thats fine. But the game is still a bunch of crap.

Spiderman 2 was better when it was a movie not a shitty progressive game. The Green Goblin would take a green goblet all over this game.

by Anon2265 February 27, 2024