when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.
Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.
The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand
by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018
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Lazy version - women laying upside down on a bed and a sucking a guy off while hes stood up
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Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
Well we was watching spiderman then i found out thats not the spiderman she was talking about
by Gingerlogic March 2, 2022
Get the Spiderman mug.A Spiderman is somebody who either speaks in a racist Indian voice, pretends to climb walls like Spiderman or is just a complete idiot. It also means Vegan in a tree
Person A: Hey dude, look at that weirdo!
Person B: Yeah, he speaks in a really racist voice. Look! He's trying to climb the wall. Stupid
Person A: You mean Spiderman, right?
Person B: Oh yeah! He's a Spiderman!
Person B: Yeah, he speaks in a really racist voice. Look! He's trying to climb the wall. Stupid
Person A: You mean Spiderman, right?
Person B: Oh yeah! He's a Spiderman!
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Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
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by JellySaurus May 17, 2017
Get the Spidermanning mug.Some shitty video game about Mary Jane and her pothead boyfriend who never pays bills and runs around in a tight red outfit in san francisco. Aparently she a developer self insert herself in the game to let you that all male gamers & white men, are sexist, racist, and angry evil people. And traditional women are nothing but carpets. Also theres a black main character thats fine. But the game is still a bunch of crap.
Spiderman 2 was better when it was a movie not a shitty progressive game. The Green Goblin would take a green goblet all over this game.
by Anon2265 February 27, 2024
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by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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