goffer snagging

When you eat fishing line and have one of your buddies pull it to help remove dingleberries it is called goffer snagging

My friend needed my help doing some goffer snagging for his wedding so that he would have a butthole clear of dingleberries

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.

Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”

by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024

Property Snagging

The process of recording construction defects

How much does the property snagging of a 2000 sqft unit cost in the emirate of Dubai?

by Malappuramkaaran December 16, 2024

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.

Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.

by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024

Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025

Re-sligging

The act of getting sucked into a vagina during intercourse or the act of crawling into her little meat cave without permission

I haven’t seen John in a while, he probably tried Re-sligging with Amy

by Gary_the_orgasmologist April 30, 2025

attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.

"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."

by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025