seemocracy

When a decision is to be made in a group and everyone thinks they have an equal say and they go through an elaborate vote but the choice has already been made by Seema.

"What's the vote count on our next dinner place?"

"Doesn't matter, it's a seemocracy anyway."

by supercallousedfragilemystic November 20, 2014

Semi-nigger

a black person who really doesn't embody the typical culture of most of his African-American counterparts
A white person who's half black but looks white(i.e. Steph Curry)

Tyrone: DAMMMMMMNNNNN How did Laquan get a job
Jamall: He's only a semi-nigger
Chad: how is John so good at bball
Chris: he is a semi-nigger

by lefrimponga August 17, 2016

seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

seeking the thrill

The best discord server with the wiredest people in it

Examples for people Moritz and luca seeking the thrill is a live style

by Gogoeoe January 4, 2021

phantom semi

a semi that is unexpected and litterally comes from nowhere

i was sitting in english and looked over towards my buddy barry white and whispered ''i got a phantom semi man''

by rtard-dan January 16, 2011

Fiber-seeking Backhoe

It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it

A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.

OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!

by hyp0rbyte April 10, 2011

Was-seem

a noun or a verb which is meant to insult your friends, it can have many meaning depending on the content

what the was-seem was that?
shut the was-seem up

by heavens-guardian March 2, 2019