Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.

Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.

by crosk November 3, 2011

The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.

The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009

scrub

a whip that you try to get as close to the ground as possible for more speed out of the landing. commonly used to get style points.

MXer 1-Yo man you see james new bub scrub?
MXer 2- Yah his scrub sucks compared to Nick weys.

by Jarrett665 June 19, 2007

scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

scrub dublin

Motor boating balls, instead of boobs

Did that girl ask you to motor boat her last night? No, she was all about the scrub dublin.

by Scrubbin November 21, 2015

Scrub Dunker

"Scrub Dunkers" commonly shortened to "Dunkers" are people who by their superior skill "dunk" (shit on) weak scrubs with inferior skills. A common way to identify such a person is to listen out for the sound of panties simultaneously hitting the floor

Did you see Darien's AP renekton worlds game? Now thats a Scrub Dunker

by Crack-Master March 11, 2020

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018