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Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.
Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth
by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022
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Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
by mal_42 July 11, 2023
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Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.
I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".
by 23777 July 22, 2023
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Scottish Birthday

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit
by abitdodgey August 15, 2023
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Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you
Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro
by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023
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Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.
The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.
by Stan Demo December 1, 2021
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Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020
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