Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
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Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.
you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!
by A 100% good source October 5, 2018
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Scottish mcnee

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone
by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018
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