Scottish chili-dog

The act of a Scottish person receiving two hotdogs in one bun smothered in chili, and onions for taste.

Ian couldn’t wait to get his Scottish chili-dog inside his mouth

by ScotsGottaChil December 27, 2022

Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.

It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.

by mal_42 July 11, 2023

Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.

I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".

by 23777 July 22, 2023

Scottish Birthday

When Troopy gets old

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit

by abitdodgey August 15, 2023

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

Scottish Accordion

When you blow into a woman's chocolate starfish while you spank her ass like a pair of bongos.

The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.

by Stan Demo December 1, 2021

Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.

Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!

by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020