Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.

I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag

by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017

Scottish Sanga

Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad

Gave me old man a scottish sanga

by NotLainT September 28, 2020

Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017