pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.

"Ew, I just had a barf sample."

by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011

Eve Sahulka

The most wonderful and hilarious person on the planet. She is the bomb and a cool cat. She is also a genius.

Oh look at Eve Sahulka she so cool.
ya ik, shes the BOMB.

by sexywoman1234 March 28, 2013

Donut sample

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

Lane Sample

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms

Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker

by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023