Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 01, 2022

croc shock

When you put a croc in the pussy and cum in the croc so that the cum spreads evenly in the pussy

Lets croc shock, I'm loaded

by FrendAmon May 30, 2017

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 September 25, 2016

Thicc Shock

When one visits from a country with less thickies and is overwhelmed by the numerous thickies of the country that one is visiting.

Dude, I had a thicc shock when I visited Brazil. I had no idea their were so many thickies.

by JoeJoeStar64 July 26, 2018

shock site

a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)

person 1: wanna go to a cool website?

person 2: yes!

person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)

person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS

by Ciwi k-Chan March 07, 2023

Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs

person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?

by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021

shock drop

When you're eating out her ass and she farts in your mouth, so you put three in her pink and one in her stink while simultaneously blowing her own fart back into her mouth.

Hey did you smell her breath she definitely got shock dropped last night.

by Factory stalk August 16, 2022