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School

A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
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School

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture
Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us
by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
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school

a place only fools go. some know it as a real hell whole
hi ted where you going?
ted:stfu bitch im going to school
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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School

The devils home. Where you go there to get your soul slowly taken away. (your child sanity(you becoming a mature person)) It is the place where you slowly get driven away from being naughty staying up late at night to watch movies and playing video games. It is the place you go to to DIE
Old man: " I used to be a kid until i went to school"
by fam It's Lit April 6, 2017
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School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
The fuq we have school tomorrow
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
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