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salem highschool

Crappy school with crappy administration. Will suspend you for anything will purposely make you mad just to write you up. Full of useless pot heads and if you don't play an important sport you don't matter to the school. Will do just about anything to get rid of the "problem kids" who just need a little extra attention, so the school has a good overall gpa. The school expects you to snitch on any and everyone and some kids do but the ones that dont get in trouble for not snitching. Walk into the bathroom odds are 9/10 you will find a group of kids hitting a juul or a mr fog of some sort. Teachers don't care about our education just our test scores. Fired the only teacher that did care about the education. Covers up most of what happens in the school from the media even though the school is probably one of the worst schools in history food isn't even safe for kids to eat most of the time taste like plastic. Nudes are constantly being spread around the school yet no one seems to care unless someone the administration cares about says something or a kid they dont like is the one doing it. Long story short salem fucking sucks periodt...
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Salem highschool- wackest school ever
by Salems #1 failure... October 22, 2019
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vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.
"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"
by EShanks January 23, 2009
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Sioux City Salamander

The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.
I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.
by Forgetmeplease November 4, 2015
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Salami Nipple

A term to describe oversized nipples

This term began when the Nigerian pornstar Scott Dole told the Chinese pornstar Sam chun that he was going to rip his salami nipples clean off while chun yelled "daddy!"
My salami nipples are fatter than Jack's smelly chode.
by Samsuglyfatchode69 October 4, 2016
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Winston-Salem

The Boca-Raton for artists.

Medium-sized city home to Wachovia, Reynolds America, a lot of retired people in the arts, Wake Forest University, the University of North Carolina School of the Arts, Hanes Brands, and of course: Krispy Kreme.

Would be WAY cooler if Greensboro didn't exist.
-Dude lets fly to Winston-Salem!

-Nah Bro, you gotta fly in to Greensboro.

-Gah. I hate Greensboro.
by ledash March 24, 2011
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Salam

Exactly as the guy below me said
Ne1 who thinks its an insult is an ignorrant racist bastard
Salam ailakeoum
Wa alikeom al salam
by ray April 4, 2004
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reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.
"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."
by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006
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