Rodeo Bob's

(n.)
A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)

Hick 1- "Hey Bobby. Now that Wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there Rodeo Bob's."
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"

by I want a real club here March 20, 2013

dojo rodeo

The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.

I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!

by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008

African Rodeo

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

Rhode Island

The only place ever where you can say you hate it but keep coming back. Home of the state run by High School kids who only wear abocrombie. The providence place mall is the best place ever and dave and busters is the greatest place ever.Beaches are great if you love beaches and you have to know someone to do anything and if you know someone you can do whatever you want. Oakland Beach is the place and other than hendricken no one cares about your school. Del's water and lemon is the only good flavor. If you dont know what Dunkin Donuts is then you better get out even though most rhode islanders dont know how to spell doughnut. Everyone knows who you are and vice versa. Everyone has a story about every night and you will always remember them. And if your going to eat anywhere please go to federal hill.

Im going 100 on the highway should i slow down

nahh man were in Rhode Island my dad will get us out of it

by MIDNIGHT FROMRI March 31, 2009

fat bitch rodeo

A game commonly played by groups of young men. Each player goes into a club, and starts chatting up the fattest people in there. Then, simultaniously, they all jump on the fat person's back, and whoever can ride there 'fat bitch' the longest wins. see also 'kentucky bitch rodeo' and 'swedish bitch rodeo'

'we played a great game of fat bitch rodeo last night. i rode mine for a minute and a half!'

by rolf harris March 15, 2004

rodeo ride

when you're doing your girl doggy, you reach around, grab ahold of her titty a fist full of hair, whisper in her ear that you've been doing her sister, and see if you can hang on for eight seconds

i gave your mom a rodeo ride last night

by baddoggy June 11, 2006

Face Rodeo

When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.

Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.

by tripletthreat September 8, 2009