An adjective used to describe extreme rudeness. This word also denotes an attitude by the speaker, and is often accompanied by a hip/finger shake. Used most notably when one is inebriated. Origin: In the game, Turette's, when you have a 3 card...a player can exclaim, "Tuh-rude!" Also useful when sleeping on a squeaky cat pillow.
by Jiggawhat???? July 16, 2011
When someone is sleeping and you out your nutsack on there chin and when they wake up you fart in there face.
by Rug Doctor December 03, 2015
The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 04, 2011
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.
Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.
Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
by syafinaz? October 23, 2023
Rude by name, and an absolute wrong’un by nature. You can find him drinking a can of hooch, not paying his child support or sneaking away from social gatherings without sayin goodbye. He loves raves, dnb and listening to Miley Cyrus on the sly. Overall, he’s a bit of a prick, but his rude gurl wouldn’t be without him.
Phil: hi, I’m Rude Boi, JD please
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?
Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?
Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?
by Beany Josh December 16, 2021