Ramen

Who is ramen?
Hes the kind of person who fucks up every single thing in his path.. anything that is good for him or bad....

1:Hey do you know ramen?
2:no
1:hes the one who fucks up everything... for example the party we had yesterday..
2:what a cunt...

by Anyone in the name of ramen November 4, 2019

ramen pussy

when the pussy is so good it reminds you of ramen

my girl has a PHAT ramen pussy

by ramenpussypopper March 31, 2023

Ramen

Ramen (In this case a name of a person) is a intelligent, laid-back, athletic young man. You can easily vibe with this guy. He will always have your back no matter, he is literally the definition of LOYALTY.

Bro Ramen is such a good guy

by Ayeman7664 November 5, 2021

Ramen

Cheap food for cheap bastards

Dude you eat too much ramen everyone's gonna think you're cheap

by Mythicaldragon65 December 10, 2020

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017

Ramen

Easy to explain. He gets bitches in a noodle costume without a sweat. His dick has grown 12 inches in the last week.

"Oh daddy give me your Ramen."
"Put your noodle inside me."

by Spqstic December 9, 2020

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021