raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist

Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon

by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023

Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....

by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011