Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011

Rectum Ranger

One who defends the rectum or anal canal.

I will fulfill my duty as Sabrina's Rectum Ranger.

by King vYBZE December 8, 2016

team ranger

A team for people who hate team Edward and team Jacob with a passion. wear lots of camouflage and are quite silent and will verbally attack any of the two teams with a intelligent argument at risk of bodily harm to themselves

team ranger was created to combat the stupidity of teams Edward and Jacob at their own risk for the betterment of others

by two five actual January 5, 2011

SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.

Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger

by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021

armchair ranger

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.

Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.

by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

lone ranger

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.

"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"

by Helen Williams January 2, 2008

Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009