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catholic promise

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.
Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.
by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024
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Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.
Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.
by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017
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dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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Promise

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom
by Bromix November 22, 2021
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promise

It’s something you promised and you can never break your promise ever! 💖
I promise to never ever leave you! 🥺
by promise you December 31, 2020
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