premature emancipation

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Premature Goodbye

This occurs when two mere aquaintances leave a location, and one individual says "goodbye" entirely too early. In this situation, the relationship is not yet close enough to openly acknowledge the incredibly awkward position they have now been forced into while walking to their immediate destination. This usually occurs while walking to vehicles, or separate apartments/rooms.

Josh: Goodbye, Colton!

Colton: See ya later, Josh!

(after an excruciating 30 second silent side-by-side walk to the parking lot, both Josh and Colton reach their vehicles and part ways.)

Colton: (says to self) Wow, that was a Premature Goodbye if I've ever seen one.

by chager45 February 14, 2010

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010