poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.

"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"

by mikkiwu May 3, 2005

Poon hound

A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.

That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.

by stlouiscardinal180 October 1, 2009

poon maggot

What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.

I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!

by maggotbrain December 9, 2008

poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

that girl is poison

What you say when referencing a slut or a girl that messes with you. Often when a girl like that walks by and one of your homies starts sizing her up and talking about her, you hold him back and warn him "yo, that girl is poison." She will enter your bloodstream and kill you within weeks.

Bell Biv Devoe said it best and said it first. Never trust a big butt and a smile, because that girl is poison.

by It's driving me out of my mind May 21, 2006

poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.

The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007

poonanipanini

When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.

She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she climaxed.

by Flame2Lust January 19, 2008