When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011
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John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
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Get the white porcelain mug.A tiktok challenge in which people grind fine china into a fine powder and snort it. It is extremely harmful, and at least 6 known people have been injured from it. Not only is it harmful to the body, but it also destroys antique, expensive china.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Porcelain Challenge?
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.
by Banana_Human October 3, 2022
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Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
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