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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
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Piper

piper is a fat lib with blond hair
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Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.
"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."
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Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood
Piper carnley is a big fat munter
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Piper

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with a female.
Oh, George is such a piper.
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Piper

Piper is a beautiful person she likes games and play with her friends she is sweet and kind and sometimes she gets mad but 2 minutes later she’s the funniest person to be around
Person 1: that girl is so funny! Person 2: yep that’s Piper!
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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
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