pile pipe

The invention relates generally to ointment applicators specifically for hemorrhoidal use.

My boyfriend used a pile pipe to administer his ointment for his hemorrhoidal tissue. He said it felt good so I shoved it in my ass.

by Markalisa April 12, 2008

Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012

Alligator Fuck Pile

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.

1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."

by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011

a big pile of poo in a urinal

Professional incompetence or dishonesty.

George W. Bush's foreign policy is just a big pile of poo in a urinal

by mustapha hamshandi March 31, 2007

kitten pile

1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.

All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.

by PetRockX October 2, 2006

Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.

Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver

by Double Bs May 6, 2008