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Peyton Pflug

the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.
"Mami can I please have that Lego"
"No sweetie, that's just Peyton Pflug"
by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019
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peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.
womp womp peyton
by WhiteBitxhBecky January 7, 2024
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Peyton

fly ass nigga who stay to himself
you seen peyton today?
by orlando1xx November 19, 2023
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peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer
That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart
by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019
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Peyton

Peyton is a smart guy, that is always ahead of his class. At first he can be shy, but when you get to know him he will never shut up. He is very short and skinny, but that can’t stop him. He looks like a kid, but he’s really more mature than you think. Some people think he’s funny, others think he’s annoying. He can give you advice if you want. He is not looking for a date, but he wants as many friends as possible. Some think he’s ugly, some think he’s cute. He needs glasses to.
Peyton is interesting
by MaximumYT March 3, 2021
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Peyton

Peyton is OP and when he's mad he'll beat someone. When someone's bullying he'll beat them. Peyton is really nice ,too, but don't get on his bad side or else you'll face the consequences.
by Chrome_kobrax June 20, 2019
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Peyton

Big ASS HEAD, Stupid ASF, Tall as SHIT, usually can only bench press 135, did I mention Peyton's have BIG ASS HEADS, dates freshman as tall as him, wants nic and dick but cant decide which one more, doesn't own a pair of shorts, and wears the same shirt everyday.
Jacob: Do you see that guy with the BIG ASS HEAD!?
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
by LoverBoy3434 December 25, 2021
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