Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!

“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.

by Tomola December 5, 2018

an obvious owen

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)

Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen

by Wake_n_baker97 May 19, 2016

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

owen lau

league player

wow he is an owen lau

by Mr woops November 11, 2020

Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022