Blog Vomit

The process of writing about someone or something in your blog that contains discreet information that you will regret writing later. Blog vomit usually occurs when you are extremely irate and are too upset to fully think grammatical errors through.
Rachel's Wordpress Blog Vomit: wtf i am sooooo8 pisssed off at lisa she had the nerv to kiss brian and i am the only one wh o nos about her herpes break ouy bt u think i would tell anyone????? NO!!!1
by Anonconman December 31, 2008
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Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.
I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.
by ZDC2 February 13, 2022
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Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.
The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.
by Torqued E September 02, 2013
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butt vomit

boys get butt vomit every so often it’s like a period but for boys
i just got my butt vomit today!
by Butt vomit October 17, 2020
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Vomit Rod

When you go down on some guy hammered drunk, and then you vomit all over his rod.
I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...
by glowsticks May 06, 2014
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fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 26, 2017
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girl vomit

When you pour out details of a one night stand or feelings of a crush to a friend with urgency.
"Oh Sharon, I need to girl vomit on you about what happened last night! Answer you're damn phone!"
by smell August 12, 2017
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