nookie rag

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.

Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

off the rag

when a woman is done with menstruation-or the rag.

boy: you are touchy today, i just wanted to ask you some questions.
girl: i can't help it i am extra sensitive!
boy: let me know when you are off the rag and then we'll talk.

by terrifficnoise May 22, 2008

butt rag

a rag inserted between the buttcheeks to handle the sweat

my butt rag fell out of my ass in the middle of having sex

by diggles July 3, 2003

peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

by Chia37 November 12, 2005

Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

by Cato84 February 11, 2010

cum rag

A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.

Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.

(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!

by LordOhLAWD June 18, 2011

louis rag

a louis vuitton "rag" is a scarf, bandana, bandeau, etc. It is worn either around the neck, out of your back pocket, tied to your louis bag, or through your belt loop.

brand new outfit wit a louis rag, tied through my belt loop or my louis bag

by bossssssssss January 13, 2009