Simp

A simp is someone who would do anything for another person.

A friend: I just joined tennis.
Another friend: But I thought you hated tennis.
A friend: I joined it for her. :)
Another friend: You're a simp.

by LukimaLol January 14, 2021

Simp

A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.

-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”

by stopsimping July 9, 2020

Simp

My boyfriend Bryce

Have you seen that Bryce guy he’s such a simp

by Bryce’s Girlfriend (Duh) August 23, 2020

Simp

Lukas Sullivan

Yo bro quit simpin you look like Lukas Sullivan

by Nicenice69 September 16, 2020

SIMP

KHALID KARIM

simp: what do you call a person who chases girls then tells his friends they are up his dick? KHALID KARIM

by polkadotes May 31, 2020

Simp

A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.

That nigga Guy a simp bruh, nigga got no bitches no cap and thats on jah.

by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020