Awe-ness 

Greeting commonly used in the western cape of south africa.
Awe is hi,hello,howzit,etc
With the ness added it makes it super cool or radical!
Not just hi,hello or howzit but awe-ness!

Walking up to a gróup of friends you holler,
AWE-NESS ma se kinners!

Awe-ness by shanx69 September 23, 2011

Ash-ness

Try to be like ash. IE - Try to be HOTTT!!

"girls are always into ash-ness but none ever make it to ashs level of HOTTT-ness"

Ash-ness by brahm September 16, 2008

nessiness

1. random stuff or things.

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.

nessiness by rock the casbah March 31, 2005

callum ness 

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

callum ness by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

P-Ness by Skiddles September 9, 2008

Loch Ness Monster 

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?

Loch Ness Monster by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009

van ness 

The definition of "white trash". Usually going around yellin mud cricket.

Hey van ness you see that mud cricket?

van ness by Jimmyman5 May 28, 2016