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Neil Kumar

Big nosed indian faggot who is a massive neek even though it ends up leading to nothing. Has an extremely active social life and gets all the men (because he is a good looking indian stud). Hobbies include playing with himself from time to time, although it is known that he loves to do the same with other men as well ;)
Stay away from neil kumar
by curryvindaloo1243 July 19, 2019
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neil

Having 12 or more contract 'runners' at the same time. Usually this is celebrated by buying a beige jacket
Boys, boys I nearly have Neil runners!
by 12Runners12345 May 12, 2017
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neil cicierega

neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
by the real patrick bateman January 1, 2024
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Neil

Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)
Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory”
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out
by Your moms secret furry account September 26, 2022
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Neil

Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
Damn. Neil is so rich and generous
by davidmichaels September 6, 2019
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Nit bag neil

The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff
Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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Neil Laine

A sweet, kind lovable girl who loves to be with her friends and family. She is a great friend to everybody that she meets. She has a lot of great friends.You can't hide a secret to her because she can investigate it she is also a secret keeper of all.She is a great observer.She is beautiful, kind, loving, caring, and gorgeous.
Neil Laine is a great friend.
Find Neil Laine!
by Anymous22 June 19, 2021
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