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muslim

A person who follows PEACE as taught by Muhammed and The Qur'an. All those fucking haters can burn in hell, including billy-bob. Thos who incite racial hatred are not Muslim, nor Christian nor Jew. Islam will always live in peace, as it always has, and any mothafucka with a problem can choke to death. The follow the teachings of Allah in the Qur'an and ARE NOT TERRORISTS as Bush claims they are. They do not hate and never will. So don't be hatin a Muslim bitch.
Muslims are peaceful, dont hate the Muslim homie cause the Muslim don't hate u.
by Buck_Fush_Fush_Buck January 18, 2007
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muslim cut

The act of trimming or buzzing one’s pubic region every month.
“Dude, you have a forest, you need to Muslim cut that sh*t!!!”
by John smithon January 12, 2009
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Muslim

A person from the religion "Islam". They're regular human beings, but others somewhat look down on them for some shit reason. Bombing? Well, it's not like it's only Muslims that are terrorists, so I feel confused.
James: Muslims are terrorists.
Tom: STFU YOU DUMB BAG OF CRAP
by Weeping_Willows June 3, 2017
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muslim

Some of the most civilized and richect people in America. I shall soon become one, once i reach the age of 18. Those people are frickin smart and all the Muslims i kno are effin millionaires. Man if we do kick Muslims out of this country there goes all of our highest tax payers, the eceonomy will decrease sharply.
All the Muslims i kno are doctors(ALOT of em), lawyers, and engineers. Im happy i kno muslims because i get to go to their house and i got to try caviore, and a bunch of rich people food. They always give me the most expensive birthday presents and i get to go with my muslims friends on expensive trips for free. God bless Muslims.
by Mikeeee January 19, 2007
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Muslim

A follower of Islam; someone who surrenders their life to worship the one and only god, Allah, the same god Christians worship; someone who is not a terrorist
Muslims pray at Masjids.
by Croaks June 16, 2012
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Your cousin’s a muslim

When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.
Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian

Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
by Shoenightgoodys June 11, 2018
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ex muslim

a useless term used to describe a person who is no longer muslim (the proper word is kafir or disbeliever)
by pilad March 1, 2021
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