Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
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by JiffyLube666 April 11, 2009
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"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 28, 2011
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