1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld
2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
by smh yea May 14, 2014
Get the twitter mommymug. A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 9, 2014
Get the mommy nightmug. by Yumm Yumm July 7, 2010
Get the Freak mommymug. by blue mommy May 8, 2021
Get the blue mommymug. A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.
by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020
Get the Mommy weightmug. by Unhumble June 24, 2021
Get the NPD Mommymug. A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016
Get the Fire Mommymug.