mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

by maryannmaria February 8, 2018

Scrub Mommy

When Scrub Daddy got a little too kinky and went a little too hard with the spanking and choking.

"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy

"more more more," screamed scrub mommy

"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively

by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019

Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

mommy mulkers

You can’t spell you dumb bitch

Person 1: “I love mommy mulkers”
Person 2: “you’re fucking stupid”

by Jocloud July 25, 2021

NPD Mommy

A dominant female with Narcissistic Personality Disorder that e battlers are into.

I just want an NPD Mommy to degrade me.

by Unhumble June 24, 2021

mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012