Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022

gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"

Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024

missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Missouri Muckraker

The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.

“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”

by Greasygreaser May 3, 2020