Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis

Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.

by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025

Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.

Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!

by That1Lineman March 8, 2024

Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.

by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024

Missouri Mudslide

When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.

This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her

by mustysausage June 27, 2021

Thayer missouri

A place to drive around and make fun of tweakers

Thayer Missouri is not fun

by Fluffypanda143 July 9, 2021

Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026