bulletproof mind

You can't control what is said about you or what you hear or see but you can contol whether or not to let it affect you

Friend 1: John just called me a slut
Friend 2: don't let it phase you have a bulletproof mind

by Quan boi September 10, 2016

Mind-Whiff

To completely miss a joke (often reffering to something said prior to the said whiffage)

Wow, She totally mind-whiffed that one.

by JuKiDubstep November 23, 2011

minds eye

Imagination

We do not want to draw a dungeons and dragons map, we'll use our minds eye.

by cg0 December 10, 2019

Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

mind hug

When you hug someone in your mind.

_Hug ?
_No thanks, I already gave you a mind hug.

by EJRI February 5, 2016

Clean minded

A very rare condition treatable by exposure to the internet. It is mostly in people with a sheltered life that dont go to middle school.

Wow Cecil is clean minded. He just asked what BDSM is. How is he in high school.

by Thatcrazylesbianchick August 7, 2018

Mind Puke

Complete nonsense flowing out of the mind without precursor thought, either in written form or speech. Usually has no meaning whatsoever.

coined by Devin Stevens on 08/20/2008

"... and then we can challenge the inter-galactic Globe Trotters for the lifetime supply of raspberry cream-filled pudding!"

"Feel better? Couldn't help but notice that was some serious Mind Puke..."

by Devin Stevens - |[Sacred]| October 16, 2008