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Muppet Fucker

A person who has a fetish involving sexual acts with muppets.
Orehna is a Muppet Fucker
by Xenu4d2 May 3, 2008
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missionary muppet

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.
Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...
by PolishMenace October 23, 2009
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muppet

1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)

Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.

2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)
"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"

"Muppets, son"

"Like the ones off the telly?"

"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."
by Red_In_Yorkshire November 24, 2003
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Muppethead

1. The term for an adorable girl you meet at large scale festival such as Burning Man. She wears a furry hat with googly eyes in it and is notorious for swooping in and making you fall in love with yourself.

2. A sweet person who supports you and your passions.
I was feeling bad about myself until I talked to the Muppethead over there. She really made me think.
by Kkaufman August 28, 2016
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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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muppet

M-ost
U-seless
P-olice
P-erson
E-ver
T-rained
by Joxx August 12, 2006
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Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain
Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.
by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007
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