married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

g married

married without papers.

that bitch thought she could lock me down. don't worry, we G married.

by theoadams December 2, 2013

gay married iguana

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018

im.married.to.shinobu

Professional angst creator

Wife of shinobu (formerly😢)

Enjoys ruining your entire week

“Hey why are you preying on innocent people trying to live there lives.”

“I Follow im.married.to.shinobu”

by Shinobu lover November 15, 2021

hood married

when you claim to be married to another, but there are no legal documents to prove of that.

“They been hood married for twenty years now chile. You can see the rust on her ring. “

by cupcake1017 December 8, 2021

gay marriage

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

sick bastards how could you be so cruel..

by Whatever April 6, 2005

marriage

A religious civil union of two persons;
A legal union for the protection of children
In most European countries, no religious ceremony is recognized by the state. (True separation of church and state.) Therefore, all church weddings occur only after a state ceremony.
In the Netherlands, even gays may marry by the state even though the church doesn't recognize it.

After a couple's marriage, all children born are considered to have automatic declaration of paternity.

by anne treasure, St. Croix, VI September 17, 2007