leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.

Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"

by leafmonkea March 22, 2019

monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021

bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.

Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?

by superpooper69 March 5, 2009

broom-monkey

An offensive term for a janitor.

Even if it's not my job, I still take on the responsibilities of the broom-monkey because my company doesn't have a janitor.

by Sexydimma January 30, 2015

Arctic Monkeys

A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)

person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!

by morganxadams February 20, 2020

Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

by Office Space December 18, 2003