michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
Get the michaelmug. An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.
by TxTnks November 10, 2007
Get the michaelmug. The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 13, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. by Jimmy jommerson September 11, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.
A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!
by not_evil February 18, 2021
Get the Michaelmug.