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mechanical circumsition

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
hmmmm kai it looks quite tight let me give you a mechanical circumsition
by suspicius December 10, 2024
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mechanic's lean

To quote wikipedia.com: "A mechanic's lean is a security interest in the title to property for the benefit of those who have supplied labor and/or materials that improve said property. The lean exists for both real property and personal property. Said security interest entitles said mechanic to physically rest his back or shoulder against said item of property (resentful scowling and indignant arms-folding optional) until such time as said property's owner shells out correct payment for said property-improving labor and/or materials."
The primary purpose of outlawing running-boards on most modern vehicles was not for safety-reasons; it was to discourage garage-repairmen from performing mechanic's leans on said vehicles while people were trying to drive around town.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Mechanic

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.
Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.
by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021
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hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
by fartso55 January 14, 2019
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Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
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Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.
Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.
by anonymous July 18, 2023
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Mechanical Brilliance

Parkercant
parker is full of mechanical brilliance 😁👍🏿
by Dickheadalexs°3-11-25 March 11, 2025
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