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Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).
Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens
by rodri-1 November 24, 2021
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Hairy Martinez

The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
by Deputy Derp June 25, 2019
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