Magnetron

An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.

(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!

by Trulove October 2, 2008

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Carl: damn, that 52 inch Plasma T.V Frank has at his pad is such a man magnet.

by Nick Goldman January 4, 2009

Pussy magnet

A man who slashes pussy like it's his job

Bj:hj is that Chad?
Hj:yeah
Bj:I heard he banged all the cheerleaders at our school
Hj:I know what a pussy magnet

by Ace daddy March 26, 2019

dick magnet

hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and bitchy

That whore is a real dick magnet

by winall May 12, 2010

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

vermin magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting ugly, undesirable women.

With his fan club of 300-pounders, Randy is a real vermin magnet.

by demander January 17, 2003

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.

by VI Crunk Man January 3, 2009